Monday, January 28, 2013

I'm so sorry, I'm so very very sorry


I am a disappointment to myself and to all other semi-experienced travelers.  Why am I so disappointing? Because, already within less than three weeks of being in London, I have broken my Rule No. 1 and found myself inside a Starbucks.  This is where I am writing from now.  My parents will be so disappointed in me.

Now, I will say that this did not happen because I craved a Starbucks Coffee to crave my inner-American need for caffeine and sugar, but rather because I found myself in a tight situation in an unfamiliar part of London.  Instead of being vague, I should probably give up all the details of how this tragic incident happened.

A few weeks ago, my flatmate, Nicole, joined a welsh choir.  I used to do choir in high school and seeing as they were taking a free trip to Wales to compete, I thought this would be a great way for me to sing again while also maybe meet some locals.  Well, after a few set backs, I finally committed to the choir and decided to attend a rehearsal, which is tonight.  I looked up directions from my work and decided to give myself plenty of time to get there and maybe grab some dinner since I got off work at 4 and rehearsal is not until 7.  Well, after being dropped off by the bus at the proper station, every map and backup plan failed me to find this church where we rehearse.  It was now getting dark and starting to rain.  Thankfully, I used my American charm into getting directions to the underground station I knew Nicole used to get to the church.  Once I got there I was cold, hungry and just wanted to look at a map to figure out what in God’s name went wrong.  And there she was, the Starbuck’s, leaking with WiFi and the potential for hot food (they have more hot food options at their Starbuck’s here).  And it is right across the street of the station, so Nicole can find me easily to guide me to this mysterious church. 

So that is how I ended up here.  I’m sorry for flocking to the familiar in my time of need.  We can’t all be Rick Steves. 

While I’m parked here, I might as well continue my own observations and tips that I have come up with the past week. Maybe these tips, I will actually keep to. 

Two Sundays ago, all of the Mizzou student’s took a trip to Stonehenge and Bath.  Now since it had snowed quite at bit in the country that week, Stonehenge was actually closed, so we had to be very creative in taking photos from beyond a fence.  Even though it was a bummer that I was unable to see Stonehenge close up, seeing it in the snow was a real delight.  I really think it was actually a privilege. The countryside was absolutely gorgeous.  Every thing was so white and serene that it made me just want to move to a cottage in the countryside and spend my days tending to my farm and knitting sweaters while drinking tea.  Actually that’s been my dream all along….



Bath was just as delightful.  After stops at the Fashion History Museum and the Roman Baths, we got some time on our own for lunch.  A group of us found ourselves in Bath’s smallest pub, and was it.  This quant little place barely fit eight of us in the upstairs dinning area.  I ordered a simple baguette with tomato and cheese with a side of chips.  It always amazes me how delicious such a simple meal can be.  Everyone else seemed to order very English dishes.  Since it was so cold, stews appeared to be the popular dish, but one friend ended up being adventurous and trying faggots.  The English dish resembles two large meatballs and served over cabbage.  What kind of meat they use for these, we aren’t entirely sure, so I don’t think anyone will be ordering that again anytime soon. 









I will reiterate that Bath was beautiful, even in the snow and cold.  The entire city is picturesque and looks like something from a Jane Austen Novel (a few of her novels do take place in Bath).  The trip did however remind me one more tip, and probably my parent’s No. 1 travel rule.

No. 3 NEVER PASS UP A TOILET

            The old saying, “I don’t have to go now” no longer applies while traveling.  We are at a toilet now, so USE IT.  If you don’t, you will normally need one ten minutes down the road.  In this case you either delay the trip because we have to stop again, or suffer in discomfort for the majority of the journey.  If you are traveling with my family, it’s usually the latter.  Don’t go through life thinking you have some special super bladder.  If you are traveling you should be staying hydrated, therefore, you should NEVER pass up a toilet.  You have only yourself to blame if you do. 

            Ok this was a longer post than I meant for it to be. Again, I'm sorry for writing from a Starbucks.

Cheers,
Janelle 

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